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用代码模拟男女生吵架|把爷整乐了

用代码模拟男女生吵架|把爷整乐了

你以为的样子:

GF.start_fighting()
if BF.start_fighting();then
  GF.cry()
  GF.break_up()
elif BF.keep_silence();then
  GF.show_mercy()

然而现实可能是


GF.start_fighting()
while BF.start_fighting();do
    GF.cry()
    GF.anger()
    GF.curse()
    GF.philosophic()
    GF.unpredictable()
done
while BF.keep_speaking();do
    GF.argue()
    GF.yell()
    GF.cry()
    GF.unpredictable()
done
while BF.keep_silence(); do
    GF.yell()
    GF.cry()
    GF.EMO()
    GF.unpredictable()
done

while ! GF.show_mercy(); do
    if BF.break_up() || GF.break_up();then
        BF.release()
        GF.cry()
        GF.curse()
        GF.philosophic()
        GF.sleep()
        BF = GF.get_new_one()
        break;
    elif BF.kneel_down(); then
        GF.EMO()
        continue
    elif GF.apologize(); then
        BF.abort()
        GF.release()
        break
    fi
done
GF.dump()

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